Total Medals Earned: 612 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,240 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (65/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/490 points)
Beat Level 1 - Get ready for the challenge
Beat Level 2 - Its get hard noew, start playing seriously
Beat LEvel 3 - Going well
Beat Level 4 - Its BOSS TIME
Find the Secret Level
Defeat The Final Boss - You did it!!!!!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (80/80 points)
Win a round as the robot
Win a round as the blob
Win as the robot
Win as the blob
Win flawlessly as the robot (3-0)
Win flawlessy as the blob (3-0)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/210 points)
See the Game Over screen
Kill your first enemy
See the Normal ending
Kill the final boss
Complete the Crap Hysteria mode
Medals Earned: 4/50 (20/475 points)
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Defeat a champion
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Defeat an invisible ninja
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Scare off 100 enemies
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the General
Defeat the Archmage
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Seize 50 buildings
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/320 points)
Went on your first date.
Chimp stole your money!
Met your stalker.
Got stood up. FeelsBadMan.
You got fished by a cat!
Slapped a dinosaur.
Made a witch angry!
Taught an alien to love.
Been on 100 dates.
Finished a date with one move.
Learned all the dating moves.
Swiped left 1000 times.
Swiped right 1000 times.
Had 1000 successful dates!
Successfully dated your first soul fish!
In the arms of your Soul Whale.
Medals Earned: 6/19 (70/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!